A polished ball of dirt? So was Twilight.
@Mr Literal, a polished turd is still a step below dirt.
@Mr Literal, what makes it even funnier is that it looks like the cover of Twilight. Unless that was the whole point of the joke and I'm just an idiot.
@Mr Literal, no twilight wasn’t polished.
I got a ball of dirt, I got a ball of diiiirrrttt!
Soooo... me when I slick my hair back and prepare to fvck and chuck another tinder hoe.
Change dirt to an expletive for poop, and you have every college essay I’ve ever written...
But that's an apple... Well I guess Apple is dirt...
@LeeSinsEyes, It actually is dirt, look up mythbusters polish a turd. It's some ancient japanese thing.
@LeeSinsEyes, haha, I get it! I wish I could sell “dirt” to be the most valuable company in the world.
Worlds biggest whopper
That’s a picture of my birth.
Looks like a giant conker
I wanna lick it