There was once a Christian, a Jewish man, and a scientist about to be executed at the guillotine. The Christian was first, and when they asked him if he had any last words he said "God is good, so he will save me." When the blade dropped, it stopped centimeters above his neck. Everyone agreed this was a sign from God and they let the man go. The Jewish man was next, and when they asked him if he had any last words he said "God is just, he will not let me die today" When the blade dropped, it once again stopped centimeters above his neck. Everyone agreed this too was a sign from God, and they let the man go. The scientist was up, and when they asked him if he had any last words, he said "You can't kill me. You see that rope there isn't long enough."
@Duncan5769, they then fixed the rope and the scientist got rekt. The End
@Duncan5769, I heard an almost identical joke, except it had no religions named (but everyone agreed it was a sign from God), but at the end, the 3rd guy says "Nah, I'm not sticking my head in there until you guys get that thing fixed"
I AM IMMORTAL!
The actually have a trapdoor like piece like this in Lego. But you have to put those smooth tiles over them otherwise this exact thing happens. It's so anticlimatic.
(edit: spelling error)
@JustCallMeCozy, I used to have a harry potter one!
Why does the Lego have chest hair?
I saw this going a different route. One related to how easy a Lego head comes off...
If he wasn't attached to the floor it would have acted like a guillotine