At least it wasn't skyrim.
@ThePandaPool , Hey, you. You're finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there
@InsaneAnimeCleavage, Todd Howard you sunuvabitch
@InsaneAnimeCleavage, damn Stormcloaks. Empire was nice and lazy before you showed up.
*puts phone down*
I didn't see it coming.
All the signs were there, and it's still got me.
@SimonPetrikov, this changes everything...
I thought it would be mom's spaghetti
These are stupid