Genie: you have 3 wishes
Me: I wish you were bad at math
Genie: you now have -1 wishes
Me: wait, what?!
Genie: you owe me one wish.
Genie: you have three wishes
Me: I wish you thought subtraction was addition
Genie: you have four wishes
Me: I wish for a billon dollars!
Genie summons $3.50 and hands it to me.
Genie: that was your last wish.
I roar with rage and slam the genie with my massive tail. It was about at that moment that I realized I was a crustacean from the Paleozoic era... and why the hell was I so mad? I finally got my god damn three fiddy.
@Sarcastic Wombat, Gawd dammit Loch Ness Monsta!
@Sarcastic Wombat, #bestcomments
Could you wish for the genie to forget he gave you wishes?