This is an accurate representation of being a fraternity risk manager
@MaximusMeridius, hey you mind if I ask a quick question about rushing?
@MaximusMeridius, sorry you have the crappiest position in a fraternity, but good on you, some ones gotta do it
@MaximusMeridius, doesn't look like there's enough SA going on here to be a frat.
Hey, ya like honey mustard?
Yea you do!