So my buddy is a little special ed. He convinced his young daughter that "beatings" was another word for ice cream. When she asked him "am i gonna have beatings tonight?" While in the grocery store. I was expecting it to trip him up, but he just responded with "oh as soon as we get home."
Can't believe he didn't spend the night in jail.
@ThePandaPool , "a little special ed"? Am I not allowed to call them midgetards anymore?
@Fvck Younicorn, he's taller than me, so i'm limited in my options.
@ThePandaPool , #storytime
Wanna spend time with your gamer dad. Get gud and join his matchmaking.
Ha...ha? Hmm, I’m actually kinda sad at this
Kinda surprised no one commented how much they hate their penis and must beat it. Frankly, I'm disappointed.
I GUESS his logic is sound ._.
I refuse to play games in front of my kids. I sacrifice sleep