Your daughter needs to learn the difference between your and you're and needs to learn how to spell are
@hombom, what ary you saiyaing?
@hombom, considering she wrote this at 4:30 in the morning, I’ll cut her some slack
@hombom, I have a feeling an adult wrote this to get free internet points and misspelled it on purpose to make it look authentic
@hombom, She threatened to tear Amber’s limbs off and hit her with them - you don’t go grammar Nazi on that level of crazy!
@hombom, also needs to stop being a cunt
@hombom, come in it was 4:30 am
@hombom, and cereal... and kidnapped
Sebastian from Little Mermaid?
@SimonPetrikov, I think she means Little Sebastian. May he rest on horsey heaven. )':
@SimonPetrikov, no, most likely from the anime Black Butler. He's gorgeous
@Deunan, Not as gorgeous as Sebastian the Spectacular Jamaican Shownan
@Deunan, never know, could be the overlord "sebas tian"
Hmm, handwriting and humor suggest middle or high school, but spelling and grammar suggest kindergarten...
I know he was tired so I’ll give them a pass on this one, but still, how do you use the right “you’re” once and then use a the wrong one three times after that? On the same sheet of paper?
Where is this Amber? And how do I marry her?
@PoseidonasTrident, she’s 12. You can’t marry her.
Unless you find her before I do
@DwayneTheCockJohnson, *creates amber alert for amber*
@DwayneTheCockJohnson, let that Amber Games begin
@PoseidonasTrident, Is your name Sebastian?
Your? Your?? YOUR?!?!?
Holy shjt YOU’RE. Kid needs to stop staying up so late.
You're* you're* you're* you're*
5) I'm at the door
Anybody else think of Doomguy doing exactly that in DOOM 2016?
So if she went blind and wanted scrambled eggs, that would be a legitimate reason to be beaten to death with your own limbs.