Why fight skeletons later when you can fight carbs now?
@CUNTSOAP, your body is just a vessel for your skeleton, so why not make it comfortable with fats?
@CoolGuy10002, because the bones that sit still stay still, to fight demons in hell you don't want osteoporosis or arthritis
@ Tobias Widower, you're right, I was ignorant. Time to exercise by chasing a few kids.
@CoolGuy10002, false. We skeletons get swole by lifting fat from our original body. I mean, how else would I reap the living without breaking a sweat every time?
The problem is the daemons are made out of your old fat, so they're gonna be fvcking huge.
@ThePandaPool , fvck, am I gonna go to hell to fight doraemon???
@ThePandaPool , I take offense to that just because demons don't have to conform to your standards of beauty!
I’m a lazy bone so I don’t think my skeleton is fighting. It’s more likely he’s going to sit the on couch and watch Netflix
@step by step, without eyes?
@eleven, He also has no ears but that won’t stop my skeleton from being stupid
@step by step, you could work in the command center, chilling at the computers and stuff, sending info to the soldiers, etc.
@The Real Grim Reaper, now that’s a good idea
@step by step, great! The job is yours!
Any of yal read the malazan book of the fallen? Its got a people in it that are basically immortal skeletal cave men that will continue on untill their mortal enemies are killed to the last man woman and child and this picture reminded me of it.
Nah I’m gonna fight the Argonauts instead