Why is your toilet taller than you?
@ObsceneGestureAlert, Such is the power of the pancakes.
@ObsceneGestureAlert, for emphasis.... EMPHASIS!!
@ObsceneGestureAlert, because you touch yourself at night
@ObsceneGestureAlert, Because it’s a throne, and I always have a royal flush.
Because spicy is more of a sensation than a flavor. Wanna know the difference? Put in on your djck.
@Bleached Buttonhole, I'm only upvoting you for that last comment. That was pure gold.
I have something else your butt can taste
@ThePandaPool , ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
14 hours?!! Dude you need fibre.
@Dan Dan the fireman , dude you need basic biology?
I WISH HE HAD TASTEBUDS IN HIS ASSHOLE
Because chemicals suck
Is this a real thing for white people? I don't thing us brown folk have this issue.
Because your cells that make up your rectum are similar to those that make up your lips and cheeks, therefore spice affects them similarly
Geez, at first I thought it said DEEP THROAT..