All I'm hearing is god is okay with it. Cool.
Yes God may have created you, the earth, and the rest of the universe but I made you eat fruit so who's the real winner here?
@Good Guy Satan, that and snakes are super cute too.
@Diabolik, *blushes* "Oh you!"
@Good Guy Satan, you were just doing them a favor weren't you? Just trying to help keep the doctor away and the big man upstairs got pissed.
@Good Guy Satan, The way I look at it is that you started our hatred of vegans, so thanks
@Good Guy Satan, thanks for the vast amounts of knowledge and human suffering. I use it to lie paralysed in bed at night.
@Jim Carrey Acolyte, You're welcome
@Good Guy Satan, that's what I said! Look at my first few uploads.
Thank you for giving me the ability to wank, smoke, and drank.
Why cant we do all 3 at the same time?
@theshadosnipe, can you not? Practice young one
The funny thing is I was literally just about to smoke weed and then masterbate.
Thank you very much for the pretty decent penis for me to use in the wanking, and thank you very much for blessing me with household chemicals and the knowledge for me to assemble the methamphetamine and to not get dead. I do wish you made lithium and water get along. They’re not good friends when you put them together. But thank you very much for the serenity to accept the fact that water and lithium will never get along because you made them that way because you move in mysterious ways and it is beautiful. Thank you very much for my doggie and kitty and all the beautiful people in my life. They make me want to live my life with purpose. Last but not least, thank you for blessing us with memes and this fantastic community. Without memes, I’d have no hair left, knuckles will be bloody, and I’d be in Jail. Our God is such an awesome god!
I love to smoke that drank. It’s the bling!
Well if god wants to be a part of my schedule, maybe he should put on the Super Crown