Relax. Each candle represents 5 years...
@A Deformed Penis, oh thank god
...wait hol up
@MrJojo, lol hol up, that's what he's trying to do
I too would be worried about giving that much sugar to a 3 yr old
So he’s not gay with Bert
@DeLaPlatypus , Bert is only 3 years old and the girl in the relationship though
Clearly Ernie is the real monster here