Instead why don’t you look at me like my dog and love me for who I am ?
@generic zombie, I'll treat you the way you treat your dog ❤
*slathers penis with peanut butter*
@generic zombie, because most people are a pathological, fvcked up mess of conflicting thoughts and ideologies, and I don't know you 😢
@generic zombie, because that means I have to change my view point on you and that's way harder than just saying you should stopping acting like the asshole you are from my perspective
I try to be the person my cat thinks I am... a body bag
@Your Darkest Secret, 2me4meirl
A lot of you aren’t. You’re not even trying.
@Berntley, except for CHEisme, and honestly, I don’t know what’s worse.
Where has this inspiration been all my life? I'm going to change my life now *deletes ifunny*
@Sofakingawsim, off to a great start. Look. The cancer is already starting to recede.
Then a lot of people are gonna start seeing me masturbate.
Wise words. *puts on dog fursuit*
I try to be the person my dogs think I am but places keep kicking me out for rubbing people’s bellies