Help the poor dog! She’s like 6 feet from the boat! There’s no way she can drown her by herself!
Then it was an AWESOME day.
Doggo needed a sacrifice to the belly rub gods
Still a good boy tho.
Well sh!t. I just met an absolute beauty of a girl on Omegle. Body better than a Victoria's Secret model and fun to talk to. Seemed to like me too. Then my power went out before I could get any contact info. I think life is constantly trying to fvck every chance I have at getting a girlfriend.
@Anonymous Jack III, bummer.
No one would suspect a golden retriever as a hit-dog.
@Mawaneu, trained by John Wick himself!
Then it became a GREAT day
@scorpionluvspika, you can say bitches
@ImNotRacistBut, but can you believe it’s not butter?
@ImNotRacistBut, You can also say cunt.
@Weird Porn Stash, cunt. Cunt cunt. Cunt cunt cunt. If you say cunt enough it starts to sound weird
@Diabolik, Smells weird too