Never forget to put Band-Aids on your nipples
@WelI Obviously, misunderstood instructions, band-aided my butthole shut
@WelI Obviously, amen, my last year of soccer was me taping my nipples because of the cold and the tight ass jerseys
@WelI Obviously, truth
@FPVeteranWolf, Why bandaid it shut when you could super glue it shut and take a bunch of laxatives then film it for the internet and make dat sweet, sweet cashish?
I don’t trust them in general. Those bastards always smell like they’re up to something.
@CaptainCrunchyCvnt, just like the Jews
Never forget, don’t run unless you’re being chased by bears or cops.
Or after month 20 of life.
Might not be a fart. Might just start running down your legs.
In my case, 20 feet.
Those are not rain drops on his jacket...
Or, you know, ever.