"How to be put on a watch list 101"
Pretty sure this counts as kiddy porn so don't save this one
Well this is just uncomfortable
Some say that on rainy, stormy nights, like tonight, that kid can still feel that wedgie like it never got unwedged
@Beggar Mugger, *reads this and picks wedgie that isn't actually there.*
I think that was me as a kid...my mom better not be cranking out memes of me
Yea. Don't help the kid, take a fvcking picture.
I have the weirdest boner
@generic zombie, *calls 911*