Story of my life... *sigh*
@Shinanigans, this has never happened to me
@Shinanigans, if you let me blow you, you wouldn't have this problem
Wrong time Wrong place
@SirButtFart, Wong time. Wong place. (Asian teacher)
@SirButtFart, Nice name.
@SirButtFart, It's funny because your comment has 69 likes.
@SirButtFart, is there a right time for a boner in class?
*Every boy in the class stands up*
First I'm going to need you to lay on your back and spread your legs.
This is an honest question... does that really happen to guys? I'm a girl btw so I don't really know...
Sure teacher just let me adjust myself real quick.
@Kitty Kat Hand Jobs,
Always wear a belt on presentation day so if you get a boner you can tuck it
She looks a little too happy about that.....
I had to present an essay in my 9th grade English class and I didn't do it. So to get out of presenting it that day I put a pencil in my pants and told the teacher I couldn't do it today. When she asked why I stood up with my pencil boner and said I have a "hardy" right now. My teacher had a mini panic attack told me to sit down quickly. The class was almost in tears as I had just pulled off one of the greatest "get out of homework schemes" anyone has ever pulled off.
I always just wear a jacket and say us anyone else cold
I just whip it out and start jacking
Bad luck brian
*Stands up proudly*
Present what ;)
Happy to be a girl(: for once..
Purposely sets room temp at 70 to induce boners.
Did anyone see part of this meme in the recent section and get excited?
And then you walk over all bent over waddling
Just go up wearing your boner proudly
Not sure if coincidence or just get lots of boners
*awkwardly waddles to the front and obviously pushes it to the side*
It's always me...
Why does teacher get to wear hat??
hey, she's trying to help you out! now all the girls know where the party is!
Has anyone else noticed the teachers hat?
She even has the hat. Nice touch.
I hate having a boner and not being able to pee!!!
Is it just me, or even if I'm think about that kind of "arousal" stuff, I don't get a boner in school?
Just stand in front and wear it like a badge of honor, that will teach em!
This lady is in my math book
This actually made me lol.
Hahaha I didn't even notice the douchebag hat on until the 12th time I scrolled through to this pic
i love hugging boys then watching them try to walk away! lol!!
Did anyone else notice she has that hat on?
EVERY F*CKING TIME!
Teacher y u no get someone else to so it??!?!
i always put my hands in my pocket
I thought this meme was gone. . .
@SirButtFart if she's Asian wouldn't it be Wong
Dose anybody else notice that backwards hat?
if she's saying you with the boner, wouldn't all the guys stand up? cuz it's always the worst time?
Present what? My boner?
Dammit not again
Gets up anyway.
This happens all the time in middle-high school
Any time baby
When this happens to me the first thing I say is either "can I do it while sitting down?" Or "can you pick somebody else?"
Nothing worse than a boner in class with your fly down. Except cancer, cancer is pretty bad.
*awkwardly crouches as he walks over
My boner or the project?!
I'm a girl so....wouldn't know about that.
Asks everybody to suck it
Boys show penises and girls show vaginas
@SirButtFart, Wong time Wong place
Why is she wearing a hat?
the scumbag hat wasn't really necessary
"Come on...think of something else..." *goes away* "Yes!" *begins to come back*
I hate being the headmaster
Yes teacher but would you mind bending over.... To pick up my pencil of coarse
This is also the time where you have to get up and go to your next class....
I'm always afraid that would happen
I find it quite sad that most of us can relate...
The scumbag hats kinda redundant though
This legit happened to a kid in a German class of mine in high school. He reached his hand in his pants to put his boner between his stomach and pants. We deemed this the "McDougle Flip". His last name was McDougle.
"Old nuns old nuns old nuns old nuns"
It's even more awkward in Sex-Ed
Omfg i hate teachers who hates kids like get a nother job asshole
It's like they look for the kid with the erection..