I think this is a good time to ask this, but GoodGuySatan, will you please be my best friend? I think as a duo we could finally overthrow apetnamedsteve. Either that or we can all move to Utah and get married
@I Am Captain Obvious, nice 👍
@OnlyUtahKidOnFp, well damn I think I might want to include you in this little arrangement because suddenly my sexuality is less clear
@I Am Captain Obvious, is the overthrow for the top commentator leaderboard?
@OnlyUtahKidOnFp, step 1: create the alliance
Step 2: ???
Step 3: profit
@I Am Captain Obvious, it might take a while to get to your point, I’m like 234th for top commentator.
@I Am Captain Obvious, I think it should be more of an alliance.... a think tank! We got the greatest minds on this app, let’s solve some issues!
@I Am Captain Obvious, I'm willing to be friends with anyone but let's not hurt Pet. I like both of you so how about a beer, on me?
@Good Guy Satan, that's why I mentioned marriage. I'm a captain, I can marry people
@I Am Captain Obvious, in real life, if you have the ability to marry people, can you legally authorise a marriage for yourself? Is that a thing that's possible?
@Jipz, anything is possible on international waters. And if that's not true no one needs to know
I believe dogs follow you because they know you are vulnerable while going restroom. This is the same reason they stare at you when they are pooping. They are basically saying, you got my back rightv
As a father of 2 dogs I can confirm this.
I cannot remember the last time I pooped by myself. They must guard me while I’m vulnerable