Did anyone have an “oh god” moment when they found out there was still more days to go? Good stuff though
@Nosferatu Zodd, yeah only three days into NNN
I want to follow the soccer mom with the condoms
@megamanx181x, Her kids aren’t the only ones that play with balls
This is the type of person who can work retail and be happy.
I am not this type of person.
@I Are Lebo, I was an etl for target for a bit. It was the 3rd busiest location out of 96 stores in the district. It was also smack in the middle of a pretty affluent neighborhood. The amount of ridiculous shjt I dealt with was insane.
@I Are Lebo, A place like target, I think I could handle. A clothing or other type of department store, heck no. My wife worked at a few, and god damn, the stories. Plus other people I’d talked to.
I believe it was my second day but my first day at register the very first guests I got was a Young couple that was buying a bunch of small items that I quickly realize was because they were covering up the fact that they were buying KY ( P.S I’m professional paid not to care what your buying so I really don’t care) but I finished checking them out and coupon printer that prints out coupons at random started up the one and only coupon that printed was for more KY I had put my hand over my mouth to keep from laughing
After reading all of that, my only question is to the gender of this person, and my confusion at “taking” the girl on day one with the outfit.
@Richard Cypher, yea I was kinda wondering what that meant too
@Richard Cypher, probably a girl based on the username
@Richard Cypher, in day 4, he states that someone called him “sir” so he’s a guy.
I’m 100% sure all of this happened, just completely certain.
@Blargetha, I was an etl for target for a short while, I 100 percent believe all of it
Normally I skip past anything even 1/4 this long, but this I REALLY liked and hope it is even half true.
I'm kinda upset this wasn't longer
@sgc6610, get a job there and continue the list
@Not him again, u my friend r a genius
I wish I had this man's positivity
And they say Walmart has all the crazy people
@Sexy Homunculus, trust me, people at target are crazy they just sometimes dress better
What a wild ride. also welcome to reading day. I hope you're prepared to read a lot. they're good reads
Don’t have the time nor the energy to read all this
This is awesome..almost makes me want a job at Target....almost.
Is this person a girl or a guy? Cause at one point this person said they wanted to “take” a girl that was in a pink dress
I guess Minnie Mouse is evil then...
This may be the greatest narrative on Earth.
Anyone have a TL/DR version?
@PunnyBaker, Target has been proven to have weird people just like Walmart. This lists a Target worker's week of experiences. He is often left with questions that he doesn't recieve the answers to.
He likes giving kids stickers and the color blue. One of the baristas , who is suspected to be gay, gives him interesting frappuccinos for free.
@gunitg7007, ahh yes I remember reading that at one point before
@PunnyBaker, Basically a review of funny events that happened to a Target employee, written in the style of Deathcab for Cutie lyrics.