A Complementary Jerky flavoured condom?
@A Hairy Wookie, mmm, BEEFY!
@A Hairy Wookie, PREPARE FOR DEEPTHROAT
@TheHaxAreReal, WITH MY MEAT POPSICLE
The original tide pod
Now when you finish a bah, you can finish life.
One time I choked on one of these because I put the bag over my mouth to get what I though was beef jerky until this stabby piece of death lodged itself in my throat
Ah, the forbidden jerky
Store bought beef jerky is a scam
To many times.
Contrary to popular belief, these are not toxic. They just have warning labels all over them so people cant sue if they try to eat them and choke.
Well theres the problem. Youre supposes to open that pack and sprinkle the contents over your jerky for MAX flavor
In Goddard, KS, just west of Wichita, there is a butcher shop called Stroot’s Meat Locker, and they have, no fvcking lie, the best beef jerky you’ll ever eat in your entire life.