So it's bad news and like really h*ckin good news?
When is the bad news coming?
Don't do this. No matter how much you love pets, never surprise someone with a pet. Getting a dog or whatever should be done together every step of the way.
@ThePandaPool , my brothers ex-girlfriend was psychotic and he was whipped. She came home with three dogs and he barely put up a fight. Fast forward two years, they're broken up, he moved back home, and we have four dogs and my poor cat can only be upstairs or she'd get attacked
"Why have you cheated on me Karen?"
@Beggar Mugger, I would have been your daddy, but that dog beat me over the fence.