Because the waiter molested you in the restroom the last time you ate there?
@SurgeonSean, I mean yes but that's not the issue here
@GonMoose the Great, Calvin is still working there?
@SurgeonSean, Jesus that got dark quick
@SurgeonSean, still more action than I’ve had
Fvcking Sauron ruins everything
@BigJohnson86, For Frodo.
@BigJohnson86, I don’t recall that part of the movie. I’d remember if I saw little hobbitses fvcking Sauron
@DwayneTheCockJohnson, it was in the directors cut special edition never released b roll footage only for laser disc edition
@BigJohnson86, I don't know, fvcking Sauron has never been a problem for me.
The eye of sauron sees all
Why, are you a hobbit?
I told my future wife the same thing on our second date