Who would have thought that the cure to waking up in the morning was just getting 9 hours of sleep a night... weird
@I Am Captain Obvious, The cure to waking up is death.
@I Am Captain Obvious, I work and go to college where tf am I supposed to find 9 hours to sleep every night.
@Truthcat, You’re so woke I don’t know how you sleep at all.
@I Am Captain Obvious, Nyeeeh! *throws comment of truth*
That’s why I set 4 alarms
@Reptile Dysfunction, as do I
I think hooking up with someone while trying not to catch feelings is a way more dangerous game (BLAM theres some serious for your funny)
@Death By Papercut, Ha! I don't even have to get with them to catch feelings!
How about "don't worry baby my pull game is strong" that game can be a life changer
Here’s something to think about. Every morning that loud alarm wakes you up and you finally get out of bed. You could say just survived being startled to death.
I once heard that most people don’t so much die in their sleep as they do die when they first start to wake up in the morning because that’s when its the most rough on your body. I don’t know how true that is. But it makes for a funny joke above. And now that you’ve thought about it, it can’t be unthought.