Neither I nor my penis saw that coming.
said the gay couple
im have such a dirty mind.
I wasn't expecting that
I have a dirty mind
Shutup akward giraffe
Boner = dead
Boy, that escalated quickly
Halloween is around the corner. he wanted to dress as a Slut.
worth it face.
What a drag... Queen
Aw what a boner killer
My girlfriend said this to me several times after I tried seducing het
Lol i was expecting it to be his grandma
Omfg that was my dumb @ss boyfriend. I'm so sorry everyone... I will even downvote that post! im going to kill him!
Ok, i laughed
This wasn't how I thought it would end up
Hes naked in front of her. Mmmhmmyah.
That was an unexpected plot twist
The author could be a woman.
I just got royally Shymadingered
First time I laughed at this app in a while
LIKE IF YOU HAVE READ ANY OF CASSANDRA CLARE'S AND ARE EXCITED FOR THE NEW MOVIE CITY OF BONES TO COME OUT!!!!!!
I told her not to tell people about this!
Well that escalated quick.... OK That's old now
She told me, "take off my shirt!"