It all started when I was born in a... (Finish the story)
@Daps295, bucket. My parents were both barrels. They raised me and my.... (continue)
@Daps295, ...hometown was a remote village, untouched by Western Civilization. We were primitive people, but content with our developments and thriving. we all wore buckets and barrels because...
@Pastor Damian, ... it’s was a simple way of life and a happy one at that, although I never looked for trouble, trouble found me.... one day ... “continue”
@DrSin, I opened up my mailbox and found an invitation to wrestle with John Cena! Since this had been on my bucket list, I barreled my way to the address on the invitation only to discover... (continue)
@Your Mortician, ... this was only the tryouts. They'd found my village and invited me as a joke. It turned out there was a long road ahead of me for me to live my dream. Well, I decided... (continue)
@mas2de, ...to assassinate John Cena and prove my worth. Like actually murder him so I could become the barrel king of my bucket village. One Tuesday night, during one of John Cena's wrestling matches...
@Pastor Damian, ...I was kidnapped by a splinter faction of Italian fascists. I used my wit and charm to befriend them, which saved my life, but now I was stuck on a tanker headed for South Africa. When they gave me my phone back, I called the one person I knew would help...
@SimonPetrikov, ...the line rang and rang and finally an answer. "Hello?" I didn't recognize the voice, "who is this?" I quickly asked. "That's none of your concern" he replied menacingly, "why don't you take a look at your screen to see what I see." I frantically pulled my phone from my ear to reveal... (Continue)
@Kareem Abdul Ackbar, ...live footage of my village...But something was wrong. Why was everyone running around? Why were their barrels on fire? "What have you done?!" I yelled into the phone. "Oh nothing," he replied. "I just..." (Continue)
What is the Joker doing there?
Do a barrel roll
Baba O'Reilly starts playing.
Apparently, The Joker is a wrestling fan
Barral rider. Nice titles.