Husband: “oh I think she’ll like this color”
Narrator: “she will definitely not like the color. Tom is going to learn a lesson in color matching when he gets home”
@Your Darkest Secret, "But they're Exactly the same color Sharon!"
"They most certainly are Not Tom! This is 3 shades lighter and not even semi-gloss! I have to do Everything around here!"
@Your Darkest Secret, in my head the narrator is Patrick Stewart
@mas2de, sounds like Sharon's favorite paint colour should be Flat-White Bitch
So what if he’s gay and has a husband? Does he need a friend’s wife’s note?
I'm glad I'm not a cuck like these losers.
Because God have mercy on your soul if you came home with Burnt Sienna Sunrise, and she asked you to grab Mojave Latte Surprise...
So glad my wife isn't one of those super basic b*tches who act like the entire HGTV programming team is going to burst into our living room at a moment's notice...
Working in a paint store. We have strongly considered this option.
Because women are naturally more racist than men