Bought my sister a fleace "boats and hoes" blanket for Christmas, and despite loving the movie "Step Brothers" and regularly making that reference, she told me to return it.
Big oof boys, big oof
@Cabbage Salesman, time for a new sister
@Cabbage Salesman, sounds like you don't even need a sister
Pvssy wasn’t the only thing they were drowning in
The Nina, Oh! The Pinta, Oh! The Santa Maria Oh! I'll do you in the bottom while you're drinking Sangria
@Poser Pete, Nachos and lemonheads on my Dad’s boat! We won’t go down cause my dick can float!
@Prime Umbra, we sail around the world port to port. When I cum I produce a quart.
I thought it said “stinks”
Probably also true
I said young men