That is a male red eared slider trying to initiate mating with a female.
They are clearly both under 18 & I’ve already called the police, you sicko
@A Deformed Penis, I've tried smacking my female in the face a bunch of times. Can confirm it does not initiate mating. She's also not a turtle.
@Steve the cat, maybe you’re just not slapping hard enough, always works for me.
@A Deformed Penis, thank you for this knowledge that I can now apply to my career as a salesman!
Wow! This is so relatable because I have a girlfriend!
I'm guessing that based on the claw length and body size difference, that is a male bothering a female.
Give Spoons his space!
@A Deformed Penis, is Spoons female?