I totally ripped major ass at work the other day, I walked away like it wasn’t me no one saw me and 3 people got blamed for it
If your fart looks like a giant brick then I don’t think it’s a fart anymore
And so your intestines start screeching instead
My roommate lets one rip when his Tinder dates leave. I’m downstairs and hear it with music on.
Butt Muscles is a pretty awesome band name.
Butt muscles that only one that I work out.
Oh sh!t hold on guys I have to go move my car. Brb
Me after eating at taco del mar