I’d actually like the party to be a couple degrees less lit than this
@HolyCatchphrase, I personally prefer parties at least 420 degrees less lit than this.
@HolyCatchphrase, I'd also like her dress to be a couple inches longer than this
Oparty Opossum has no limits
Did she...pee on her?..
"Is that a possum?"
"His name is Crash and give him a break. He's exhausted from looking for his brother and fata$$ sister."
Did they get the opossum drunk, or did it simply walk up and drink her alcohol after she passed out? This is a crucial detail as to exactly how lit this party actually was.
Yeah thanks, but no thanks, i'd pass on such a party anytime wherever whenever