Wouldn't it just be a slide....
@Azubarax, no, water slides are made differently and they're a bitch to slide down without water.
@Azubarax, ummm no becuz water slides are man out of a different plastic also when u are going down a water slide u usually have ur legs out so ur skin will stick to the plastic causing u to scream out curse words....
@Azubarax, Once, I slid down a slide wearing nothing but underwear and it felt like my legs were being raped.
@Azubarax, but you're not half naked when you go down a slide.
@EatMollysShorts, I like to experiment.
@Azubarax, it's not the same without clothes😏
@Azubarax, buzz kills
@Forrestina, true im butt ass naked
@Cindy The Hooker, I'm curious about the beginning of this story
I love the influx of new commenters, but I'm a bit annoyed, having payed for the app only a week before the update! Still pleased, though
@Dr House, suck huh, I don't have to pay at all
@Tsp1der, nor do I. I waited for this way back when.
@Dr House, I bout it one day before the update, I'm kinda mad about that too
@Dr House, I actually have nothing to say to you, I just wanted to see what the reply button did.
@Dr House, I have has this app for years and haven't paid so this is really a blessing for me
@Mo14279, this is definitely a bonus
@Dr House, I did pay for the pro version, but hey the only comments i see are mostly about new commenters. Give us time my good sir.
Go down a water slide without water and you'll get up with all your skin still on the slide
I have had funny pics standard for three years, and the day I decide to upgrade for commenting capabilities, is THE SAME DAY that commenting becomes available to everyone. :/
The slide never complained
Ands that why we use lube
Who cares. It will be finished in 2 min anyhow
You will understand why lube is so important
Thumbs up if you're going Trick or Treating! I know I'm going
Spit. Natures lube
@Malorn13, you've obviously never had sex. Lmao
@Spar, you're kidding right? Obviously you've never. Spit works
Thats one of the ways you can find out..
My friends K&Y can do that for me.
go to work for 12 hours a day, then understand how little i give a f***!
Foreplay on a slide?!? Gross!!
That's actually pretty funny
I set up refugee in the random section hopefully the peasants don't find us paying members there.
When I got home from going Guising, a little boy came to may house and told this joke; What milk do bees like? BooBees. He was only like 8 or 9
Just spit on it
@Azubarax No it isn't They don't make water slides like playground slides, they don't smooth them out.
If you've done that, and not been sore, you're The Hulk.
This is why lube exists.
Ok i have no comment but i have a "fun" idea. Comment your country and state and if you see yours instead of commentin give it a thumbs up?
Like trying to put a wet spagetti noodle through a pin hole.
@SmackinThat, that's what an erection is for
who needs foreplay...? isn't that what lube is for...?
Damn. Your man doesnt make you wet just by being there? He must be ugly...
this is awesome now that there are all these new comments all the whiny old commenters get swept away
U kidding me? My girl is plenty wet before I even get my hands down her pants
Going down a water slide isn't for the water slides enjoyment now is it?
*correction go down a waterless waterslide NAKED
Friction burns like mad.
Eww, this reminds me of that song where the guy "dives in" and bubble sounds are made.
I'm at the Rock
....you mean a slide?
Haha, I got it
I've had this app since the fifth grade, before the memes, rage faces, epic fail, win, trolls, Obama, Jamal and back win cats were actually funny....and I have never given two f's about new guys or what they do to this app. Period. Oh and I think that this app should have profile pictures!
Well then _
Finally im able to commet!!!
Mmmm nice and dry
Does it hurt the slide?
Or you use lube like a normal person
Ha ha people paid for this app
This new commenting method… I'm so confused
omg I can comment lol ready for down votes bc of all the new commenters n I just added