Ikea be like
What’s the 3rd stick for?
@Steve Lichman, a unibrow
@Steve Lichman, don’t lie, you know EXACTLY what it’s for…
@DepressoEspresso, To fend off the children trying to turn him into a jolly classic Christmas cartoon?
@Steve Lichman, a spare. At least I'll convince myself it is when I can't find a use for it
@Steve Lichman, it's in case you want a snowman. If you want a snow-woman you leave it out.
Would the carrot smell like a$$? Bc if so I am interested
Can you ship it to So Cal?
Tbh, i thought this was loss for a second.