Everyone forgets he was an Olympic athlete.
edit. I was wrong. see shnicklefritz comment
@ThePandaPool , I had no idea
@The Common Shaman, I mean I think he only brought home silver, but he still was good.
@ThePandaPool , still more than what most of our lazy asses could hope for
@ThePandaPool , and that he had hair
@Permanentlyhandsome, and that he actually had hair
@ThePandaPool , I thought he played soccer
@ThePandaPool , not an Olympic athlete, but he competed in the Commonwealth Games in New Zealand in 1990, which is damn impressive. He got in to sports modeling, then a few music video gigs, and the rest is history.
@shnickelfritz, huh. I really would have sworn he had a silver medal. Thank you kind sir.
@ThePandaPool , can’t forget if you never kbew
@ThePandaPool , I brought home 3 hookers and an 8 ball once. I'd consider myself a champion.
@ThePandaPool , dear baby jesus, I cannot express in words how badly I want to stick my tongue into his belly button.
@ TouchMyCatEars, I'm not surprised. If you think that's hot, you should watch him in "crank"
@ThePandaPool , I really admire you admitting you were a little bit wrong (still right about statham being a beast of an athlete). You are a paragon of truth for FP and I will upvote you forever.
@ThePandaPool , I’m a kind lady, but you are more than welcome! Have lovely day, friend!
Judges thoughts: ”This guy might want to take up acting instead"
@NotCaveJohnson, haha not what that blonde judge was thinking
I was still waiting for him to kill someone
I think I'm missing the joke.
@Bonersaurus, google his name
@Bonersaurus, you will be TRANSPORTED to his other career
@HSA, looked up his Wikipedia page and I really don't recognize him. It mentioned that he was in a few of the Fast and Furious movies but I haven't seen the last few recent ones.
@Bonersaurus, he's in so many action/driving movies
I was waiting for the MEG to pop up
Wow. I didn’t know he used to have hair.
@Rowule, he was bald from the womb.
*thoughtfully wets lips*
Was anyone else expecting a shark to eat him?
Uggfghhhh there's a "moist" joke in here somewhere I just can't find it. Someone help
@Ahnald Schwarsanagga, moist
*Whispers* fvck he's good, now I'm moist
What is he, a god?
I was expecting him to knife the bitch who gave him a 6.5
I didn’t recognize him with all that hair!
He looks different from his characters in the movies