He stole my line, but I ain't even mad.
Unless I decide to go in second place
@BadDevildog, unless I have the super horn item
Has anyone seen taken 2? It's terrible
Actually, you can dodge the deadly blue shell in Mario Kart Wii when you're in a warp zone or with with a perfectly timed boost. Yes, that is experience talking.
*slams on the brakes and watches blue shell fly past me and hit the fool who's now in first.
@Islingr, I usually take someone down with me.
@Islingr, The blue shell hits whoever is first at the time it is thrown. So you could make your way to 10th place before it got to you, but if you were still first when it was thrown you're getting hit.
@Repent, I approve this message
That horrifying moment when you're about to cross the finish line and then BAM you get hit and finish in 5th
I get hit by those everytime!
Downvote trolls were here
The blue shell is coming so ill go ahead. If you hang behind it will hit me instead! But never look back I'm down but not dead ill catch up to you!
And thats when u suddenly start reversing furiously
It is possible to avoid them. However, it involves losing first place quickly.
Always at the end of the race, final lap *gosh*
@Sexy Spaceman, thanks, it's hard to find humanoids who appreciate bear humor.
Getting hit with a blue shell at the finish line is like successfully hitting on a hot girl who then tells you she has a BF an hour into it.
Well obviously he is the person in first place
Don't mess with the blue she
@Canadian Princess, HI FELLOW CANADIAN. But anyway the uploaders name is um ..........
@CanadianGoku, I guess they are expecting us to talk about hockey and maple syrup now...
@Canadian Princess, yea I know to stupid stereotypes about Canadians. We don't live in igloos and not all of us love Hockey and syrup.
@CanadianGoku, don't-cha-know ;)
@Canadian Princess, I hate hockey and I'm not the biggest fan of maple syrup... What part of Canada are you fellow Canadians from??
@Djayy, I live in Winnipeg, Manitoba by Sargent Park
@Djayy, @CanadianGoku, I am geeking at the trolls who keep thumbing us down
@Djayy, I'm from Winnipeg, Manitoba right by Sargent Park
@Canadian Princess, Obviously people do not like Canadians or their just racist a$$holes
@Canadian Princess, Those people obviously Are racist A$$holes that like to stereotype
@CanadianGoku, oops double comment my bad *prepares for thumb downs*
Ewery F*CKING time!
MARIO CART FTW!!
YOu can dodge them by using a mushroom at the last second
I was near the finish line in Mario Kart and this happens..
I know who it is...it's whoever is in 1st place.
I'll Kill every person who says 'SWAG' or 'YOLO'
"Hello? Yes this is the blue shell"
Damn blue shells...
I'll be safe as long as I'm not in first
Blue shell, crushing your dreams of getting first place since you were 5.
It'll find you just before you cross the finish line in first place especially
The advantage of being in the last place: Get a blue shell and f*ck over the first place guy.
I think we can all relate to this mother trucker
Division from Nikita
So many freaking comments since the update!
Mario: here we go, again😞
Oh I can finally comment!
One time.. I almost got first place on Mario Kart, and then, it hit me.
every damn time
Now you're sincerely f*cked
Sorry I was only I'm 2nd place ... You lose
@liamnesson my line is say hello to my little pony
Hate when I lose 1st because of those
Man I hate it when that happens
What happens if you shoot if from first
Scumbag blue turtle shell
*points a gun at peach while he interrogates mario in a chair and then shoots peach as a warning.
This is why I rage on Mario kart
Your mission should you choose to accept it....
I'm in second place. Blue shell: well fvck
Picklesause and mayonnaise sandwiches ftw!
notice how no one said first on this one. That's just suicidal in this case.
Wow people are haters these days
Last lap, finish line is right there, BAM, from 1st to last in a second.