As far as the dog knows, it worked.
@Whole Inn Juan, I don’t think they got the right dog .........
@DrSin, or maybe they did. After all that person did wake up.
@Whole Inn Juan, he’s now trained to hump people with heart attacks. I’ll take 2
@DrSin, They probably should have read the part in the contract where it said what services the dog would perform.
Is this that furry porn I've heard of?
@Fluffy Cat, not even close, sadly it gets worse
@DrSin, you spelled "better" wrong
@crazyacorns117, You spelled nightmarish wrong.
@DrSin, don't you mean scarring?
@The Flame War, let me see whom cringes, “ clears throat “ : MR HANDS
@DrSin, No one man should have such cursed knowledge. I haven't heard that phrase uttered in a very long time. The memories it brings... the horror... the screams... the CRINGE!!!
Dog had to start chest compressions to save the man's life
But....dogs can tell if you're faking it
So this just happens everytime he sleeps
He only learned that his dog is into necrophilia
Got what he deserved