I think this is the panda that had twins so they switch them out everyday so that both will be raised right.
So what do I need to given an American bear to steal it's offspring, fried chicken?
@fettman1138, That's only for Black Bears. For Polar Bears all you need is some Quinoa or Avocado toast
@Good Guy Satan, they accept welfare checks too
@Good Guy Satan, Yeah, but you have to give black bears watermelon too.
@fettman1138, give pandas cats
@The Common Shaman, #savage
Can we please just allow this evolutionary reject to die off already? We help no one by keeping them around.
@I Are Lebo, can we do that for some humans as well?
@big freedom, voluntary eugenics? Screen people for defects and subsidize them for getting neutered?
@I Are Lebo, whoa! I didn’t say that. I just suggested that we allow the evolutionarily weak to die off on their own.
@big freedom, except that they are specifically setting up a society that prevents that from happening. The opposite is happening. Humans seem to be selecting for stupid more than ever. Have you listened to some actors or athletes speak? So many of these people have their free choice of partners but couldn’t deliver a coherent or meaningful thesis if their life depended on it.
@big freedom, also I was joking. Even if you could eliminate the ethical aspect to eugenics, it’s still stupid (and doomed to failure) because there’s no way to accurately predict the future to know what should be selected for.
I’m sure there’s an alternate timeline where Hitler won and repopulated the entire planet with Aryans, only for them to get entirely wiped out by a plague that their particular phenotype was vulnerable to.
@I Are Lebo, phew. And yes I completely agree. We’re doing everything we can to select for weakness now.
@big freedom, I think there’s good reason why only the extreme radical fringe ever consider eugenics. The theory fails at every level.
I’m not that opposed to the ethical dilemma of it. If I had in my possession a plague that I knew 100% would kill off just enough of the population of Earth to allow the survivors the time needed to reach peak civilization and prevent the overreaching of modern society simply driving us to the brink at a later date, I would do so and accept whatever consequences would befall me.
If I was convinced beyond the shadow of a doubt that doing so would actually save the human race from itself, I’d have supported Thanos.
The problem is we can’t see the future, so I doubt we can ever be reasonably convinced enough to warrant performing a monstrous action like releasing a plague of death on innocents.
Having said that, I’m also convinced that humanity will go extinct within the next millennia, so.... kind of a damned if you do, damned if you don’t sort of thing.
One of the reasons they deserve extinction
Pandas are not the brightest bulbs on the tree...
@Suicide Squad Sucks, nor are they the sharpest spoons in the drawer.
This is why you're endangered.
I love pandas so fking much
I’m offended. This somehow implies there’s a point where food isn’t life
What they are doing is swapping twins. Panda bears usually only produce enough milk for one and so they abandon one. They are swapping bonding time and also, feeding the other twin in another room so both survive.
Yes, pandas are kinda bad parents, but in the wild, if they don't pick one, both would very likely die.
Ooooh! Baby Panda is on the menu tonight!
Why aren't Pandas extinct yet? They really seem like they should be.
I'd trade a child for food. Is that wrong?