You're thinking of oysters, not clams. Clams can produce Pearls, but it fairly uncommon.
@aminalFacks, yeah but vaginas
@aminalFacks, yeah I was thinking forget MANY bad clams... you have to open ALL the clams and then try something else.
What you wanna do is shave half your pubes. That will drive the crabs to one spot. Then light the rest on fire to kill all the crabs.
Watch out lady! He's going to hold you hostage in exchange for craft beer and apple accessories!
@The Flame War, I conch believe you're going to be shellfish and keep all the puns to your self. Please use your empathy mussels and shell them out. I'll pay you a sand dollar.