Sluts: Ahh!! I'm a pornstar, not a prostitute!
@iBoughtTheProVersion, seems to be no difference between to two.
Funny Pics users: Post something twice
@Lyghtn1ng, Or comment too late
@Lyghtn1ng, then watch all hell break lose
Art Students: Ahhhh! I'm homeless, not a hobo!
Users: "how 'bout some new pics?" SP: "lolkay, here's some reposts"
Teachers: can we use a calculator?
This wasn't even funny the first time
Mustang is faster than Camaro. Cheaper too. Look it up. The truth hurts, doesn't it?
English majors get jobs at Starbucks , at least with Art Degrees you can draw .... Social welfare
I'm not a scientist but people still irritate me when they don't know what 'theory' means.
How to irritate complain about funny pics not being funny.
It's funny because English majors end up working a coffe shops
I realize I was voted down earlier, BUT YOU COULD SEE THIS UPDATE BY PRESSING THE LEFT ARROW. I saw sewing noodles and Wheatley before you allllll. I AM FROM FUTURE
I guess it's theoretically impossible to drive a porsh whilst drinking a medium mocha.
Fail. I accidentally hit send... Nvm. Story over.
How to irritate..users: put up old comics
It's not two syllables.
I ordered a medium frappuccino and the guy behind the counter didn't say a word.
If you're going to post twice, just post once. If you're going to post twice, just post once.
Chris Christie: AHH!! I just want to get that keyboard plate back there!!
Why are there penguins?
Why does a English major work at Starbucks?
Ahh! I'm a hipster not a hobo!!!!
Why is an English major working at Starbucks?
Why are they ducks?
Never seem a penguin that owns a Porsche
That doesn't look like a Porsche....
Why are they penguins?
Just broke my iPod...
@EnPointe, does it matter? Why is the main picture for this app a turtle? The world may never know ....
Many reports today
Why are they albino penguins?
I have never seen a penguin porche owner
Is the last penguin vomiting coffee?
As a barista, I hate when other baristas do that. If you want a damn medium, I'll get you a medium. It pisses me off when someone asks for 'regular'. What the **** is regular? Me: Hi mam. What size?