There must be something pretty damn interesting going on to their right. Thor and Okoye need to get with the program.
@CaptainCrunchyCvnt, there's some Tig 'ol bitties over on one of those sides, I just know it
@CaptainCrunchyCvnt, Thor is noticting something the Avengers don't. While they're all distracted with his minions, Thor sees Thanos skulking far away. He throws StormBreaker, and uses it to fly over to Thanos in an instant.
"Well, it looks like that wound I have you hasn't healed very well. You told me I should have gone for the head, I'll take that into consideration this time."
"I'm only trying to bring balance to the universe, but anyone who stands in my way will be eliminated, just ask your brother."
They clash, but without his gauntlet Thanos doesn't stand a chance.
"Any last words, monster?"
"Yes... I need Tree Fiddy"
It was at that moment Thor realized he wasn't facing Thanos, but a 300 ton Mezodic Loch Ness Monster, so he said
"Bjtch, I ain't giving you no Tree Fiddy!"
@Duncan5769, you had me in the first half, not gonna lie.
@Duncan5769, Tony, imitating Chef's Mom, "I gave him a dollar"
@Duncan5769, spoilers asshole
I finally saw Captain Marvel yesterday, and it’s honestly fvcking great. I may even try to take my daughter to see it at some point, because she saw a trailer for it, and is pretty hyped. Endgame is gonna fvckin rule, but it’s also probably gonna make me weep like a child. Mainly because of Clint. I see what they’re doing there, and I’m not gonna get through it.
@Berntley, Also, you’ve got about forty days to get through twenty some Marvel movies before the premiere. Get on it.
@Berntley, I just need to see Captain Marvel and Guardians 2 beforehand. Kinda late on Guardians, but yeah.
@Mattizzle9, Guardians 2 is on Netflix still. Also, probably not Uber crucial, canonically. It is, however, Uber crucial in that it is still a great movie.
@Mattizzle9, Oh, and Capt. Marvel is fabulous. I loved every minute. Also, I was talking about intentionally marathonning the movies between now and then. I started iron man last night. Gonna do Hulk tonight.
I was hoping to see a sneaky bill clinton pop out somewhere