I will download ifunny on your phone
@Kurt Ambrose, that's not just unsettling... That's pure EVIL!
@Kurt Ambrose, NO PLEASE!! Not the ifunny!!
@Kurt Ambrose, I will download iFurry onto your phone
@Kurt Ambrose, Truly the worst threat of them all
@Kurt Ambrose, take it easy satan
@Empshok, ...My curiously is piqued...
I swear i will take every other sock you have so that you will never have a matching pair.
@The Tower Of Pimps, You monster!!
@The Tower Of Pimps, jokes on you I only buy hanes black socks so I can’t lose this fight
@DrSin, yea i wasn't awaee all socks aren't like them. It doesn't matter as long as I have 2 I'm good.
@DrSin, well i can always take an odd number and replace them with non-Hanes branded white socks.
@The Tower Of Pimps, I will shït In you soul
@The Tower Of Pimps, who hurt you?
Gug hit with rock
@Gug, I gotta say I appreciate you gug, you make me chuckle every time I see one of your comments. Best account 2019 nominee right here.
@sushi fish, Gug want thank academy and big rock in sky
I will force feed you the gum from the bottom of a restaurant table.
I will suck your dick
i will make it so you have to watch 3 commercials before every youtube video
I will bone your bones
@Cynical Pancakes, I will calcify your bone
@Cynical Pancakes, don't threaten me with a good time
I’m going to remove your duodenum
I’ll drag you around by your lower eye lid!
I swear to god I will vaccinate your children
@Hold your horses, Jesus
I will take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out for a nice seafood dinner and NEVER call her again!
@tmarbrey09, i was waiting for that one
@Jolly Sunbro, I was honestly surprised it was posted already
I will unmake your bed.
I swear I’m gonna shove a honey badger up your butt and a beehive down your throat!
I will melt your bones.
I will turn all your picture frames exactly 15 degrees to the right.
I swear to god im going to turn your pants inside out
I will plug your bunghole with my poop
@Turd Factory, oh god
I will replace your root hairs with spider eggs and lodge a pepermint so far up your right sinus that your tears will taste like a fresh mountaintop
I will RIP off tour lower intestines and use it as a condom to fornicate with your skull - Gohan
I will feed you so much cheese you will never be able to poop while looking at funny pics
I’ll slap your spleen
I will shjt in you!
I swear I will sign you up for Hell's Kitchen
I'm going to steal your dog and make it love me more than you.
There's ways i can make you vomit
They don’t have the same demented feeling, but
I’m gonna yank off your sack like a paper towel.
I’m gonna rip your foreskin off and make you wear it like a snood.
I will put an egg in your vagina and punch it.
I’ll slice your eyelids so you can watch the end.
I’ll end you and educate your kids.
You are going to wake up in three separate fifty gallon drums.
@Ewok612, you might want to consider a therapist...
@OfficialNyarlathotep, yeah, I can do the psychotic violence but I can’t divorce it from reality.
I swear to god I will invert your entire rectum with a spatula
I'm gonna piss your pants
I'll install carpet in your bathrooms and kitchens
I well slap your momma!
Ill put butt pudding in your shoes!
I'm going to barbeque your head in molasses!
I will ring your doorbell every night
Reading squeeze your kneecaps made my knees hurt like a b1tch. And considering my knees that is very minor pain for me now.....
These all sound straight from the book of Krieg the Psycho aka the conductor of the poop train
I will devour your happiness
May the biting insects of a thousand worlds find your moist places.
I will suck your dick
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