That's a penis.
@FrakkinFTL, dont tell me the person who took this photo didn't know what they were doing
@President Jar Jar , challenge accepted! The person who took this photo did... didn... Wait! What’s going on? Why can’t I do this?
@President Jar Jar , In any other situation, that would have rested in a flat palm. Or with a banana for scale.
@Ewok612, but there is a banana in the picture.
I’m pretty sure that’s still a penis. You don’t hold an apple that way even if it’s mini.
The slit is the wrong way. They were this close to greatness
@A Deformed Penis, are your sure about that? Or is your reference a little deformed?
@A Deformed Penis, It's the right way if it's someone else's "apple"
I didn't know you could milk an apple.
@The Flame War, you can milk anything.
Visit your local pene isle
You all have ugly pene eye.