Hes happier this way. It also prevents his slaughter of koopas and goombas.
@ThePandaPool , But they are the "bad guys".
@ThePandaPool , and baby penguins
At least this way he can dream about peach actually doing the deed because we all know that's not happening in real life.
I like how this reality still actually has talking shroom people
At least you’ll get a piece now