I don't think that's the right way to put on a rubber.
@spences, it may not be the right way but at least now he has 100% pregnancy prevention
@spences, it is in his case.
That tire saved us from his offspring.
@4Jarvan, the kids aren’t alright.
*claps in redneck*
@coxy88, [hisses in tyre]
@gocol, More like DIY castration.
*kids in the future fade from existence*
Jesus Christ, I'm glad this idiot isn't capable of breeding anymore. I'm not sure he's capable of walking anymore, with that crushed pelvis. Tires are HEAVY.
@Albadactyl King, If I remember right, he has a daughter
So beautiful, and yet, so painful to watch
I think it only landed next to him. A tire that size could easily kill someone with that height and speed.
He literally busted a nut. Or two.
Not tonight dear. My penis is tired.
The wave of pain caused an entire tribe of Pygmies to fall over dead.
Ahh now I can rest a little easier
if they used a actual tire it would hurt 10× as much