I don't think that's the right way to put on a rubber.
@spences, it may not be the right way but at least now he has 100% pregnancy prevention
@spences, it is in his case.
That tire saved us from his offspring.
@4Jarvan, the kids aren’t alright.
*claps in redneck*
@coxy88, [hisses in tyre]
@gocol, More like DIY castration.
*kids in the future fade from existence*
Jesus Christ, I'm glad this idiot isn't capable of breeding anymore. I'm not sure he's capable of walking anymore, with that crushed pelvis. Tires are HEAVY.
@Albadactyl King, If I remember right, he has a daughter
So beautiful, and yet, so painful to watch
I think it only landed next to him. A tire that size could easily kill someone with that height and speed.
Not tonight dear. My penis is tired.
The wave of pain caused an entire tribe of Pygmies to fall over dead.
Ahh now I can rest a little easier
if they used a actual tire it would hurt 10× as much