Joke's on you, I always have at least one bill in there. Always. It's purple, and very fancy. It's a 0€ bill that I bought for 2€ while in Monaco. Choices like these are the reason I have no money.
@A pet named Steve, I'll buy it from you for 100x face value.
@A pet named Steve, I have a 2$ bill in my Wallet since I middle school, it’s only worth 2$ but really beat up, dunno why but I’ve kept it for good luck
@A pet named Steve, i have several low value bills on me at all times from different countries ive been to just to feel like i have money, for example a whopping 2000 pesos bill, and... they are all sorts of cool colors
@A pet named Steve, I have a Chinese yuan in my wallet that my mom got during a trip right before they discontinued them. It’s essentially worthless, but still cool
@A pet named Steve, I have one of those with Karl Marx on it. It has several layers of irony.
@A pet named Steve, I wish I had a 0€ note, but I do have a us $3 note
@NarwhalAssassin, I have some Portuguese escudo
*get's sucked in
@The Flame War, whips dick out