Yea, think we can safely add a “you died.” Too the end of that...
@chubbzilla, *screen goes black.
You open your eyes*
“Hey, you, you’re finally awake”
@Donald Trump, you were trying to cross the border, right?
@Donald Trump, @AJMalone, y’all just made me laugh like a maniac. Thank you
@AJMalone, that meme pulled back into Skyrim again.. but in the spirit of things.
“Walked right into that imperial ambush.”
"ah damb... Ah shjt... Ah- hey honey, just recording the tides"
@Sivls, the *tiddies
@Sivls, big ole tides.
@Sivls, Until that point I thought he was recording something in the water
You’re at the beach... perhaps not wearing a polo shirt and leaving the b$tch face at home and he’d pay attention....
Oh this episode of “10 videos captured moments before disaster”
Brain is telling me no but my body my body is telling me yesss
Buuuuuusted, but honestly if wanted his attention suck his dick before you go out
Bitch move get out of the way!
Well at least she was fair enough to let him finish his slow panoramic.
@ImOnlyHuman, I think she says “delete it”
He’s just looking at thots in their normal environment
Damn you're in trouble now,maybe he can play it off and say he was taking a panoramic shot of the horizon.
Worst part is, everyone assumes that's his wife, but that look on Her face actually says "um excuse me why tf are you recording my daughters
Damn I bet the wife looks good in a bikini too though...
She's wondering why the person is recording verticle video.
His wife is actually kinda hot 🤔
Every married man has done this