Just kiss her neck dude
@retroPopsicle, Smart man right here
@retroPopsicle, not if she's sleeping and got to work in the morning. You won't hear the end of it.
@retroPopsicle, You, my friend, know your sh*t.
@retroPopsicle, You!......I like you.
Poke her with what? .... Ohhh I see.
@puppychoww12, ANOTHER ELITE! I don't understand your comment, though
@wchollett, how can you tell. I'm elite
@puppychoww12, I remember you from when you used to comment. I assume you've joined the online forum
It works when I do it to my girlfriend. Lol
@Goblin, get back to oscorp Norman.
Just gonna warn you that doesn't work
Aaaaand that's why I don't spoon.
...aaand I'm on the couch
@Mr Cherries, you're not gonna last long here with comments like that.
Said every guy ever.
First picture I've ever uploaded. First comment I've ever posted. This one's for the little guy!
Since I'm turned on she must be!
Well you can't blame him for trying.
This worked for me one time. Just once. A monumental victory.
That's like saying 'Maybe liking this status will really cure cancer.'
You could say..... This could get hard.
I know it seems like a good idea but it isn't, trust me
Spooning always leads to forking...
@TehArmadillo, then knifing :)
Oh thats right... Poke her... On the shoulder with your finger
This actually works.
*pokes girl* "is that a toothpick?"
Where else are we supposed to put it
Dude you're not on faceboo... Ooooooooh
Worth a try
What my boyfriend thinks when we spoon...
Good luck with that
Poking people with Batarangs never works... Wait, that's not what we're talking about?
......it works for me..
It works on me...
This has actually worked for me lol
First like and comment
Makes more sense than half the things women do...
Tried it, didn't work either.
Don't do it! They hate that.
A man can wish
Why would you poke her with Ted and what mood are you talking about?
Feels like some sort of Facebook joke gone too far
It puts me in the mood
Come on baby, just "the head"
No dude, the dick is a good way to cockblock yourself
DO IT what could u lose ow wait
*ancient alien guy* 'Men'
I think a girl uploaded this. No offense
Every damn time!!!
And how did that work out for you? It didn't!!!
LOL this totally works for me
Works on me :3
I thought she was a he..awkward
So glad I'm not the only guy that does this.
Hmm actually works for me..
I try this all the time...doesn't work :/
No, it won't. But long nights of Mario Kart and Slurpees while my parents are on vacation might just get you her virginity.... Not speaking from experience or anything...
If only that worked
This is so true.