I’d like to take this moment to teach men about sex:
-just cause she moans harder doesn’t necessarily mean she likes it more when you do that. It might hurt a bit.
-foreplay should last at LEAST 5-10 minutes and should include at least hand stuff, ideally oral as well. The more you give the more you’ll get
-read body cues to see what she likes. Should be obvious but here we are
-kiss her neck. Trust me.
-stimulate the clit
-don’t be afraid to look up tips on the Internet
-never ghost anyone. It’s a Cowardly move. If you’re a real man just a simple text saying no thank you is much more appreciated
@password123, more guys need to hear the “read body cues” factor. I had a conversation with a guy who was so into himself that he had a set game plan for sex that he never changed and then when a girl didn’t respond well to it he blamed it on bad sexual chemistry. Which, in fairness, was true but it wasn’t ever her fault it was his.
@password123, thank you so much, I will literally never use any of this information! Cause you know....gotta get a girl first.
@password123, I'm a guy, but I've had extensive discussions with my gf about things like this and I'd like to throw in a couple amendments.
- Foreplay is amazing but dont overdo it. If you're really good at it it's easy to wear her out before the main event.
- If you're a guy capable of reaching her womb (humble brag) don't just keep going as hard as you can. Apparently it feels good for a little then she goes numb.
- DON'T PLAY WITH THE CLIT TOO MUCH! I can't tell you how many times I've done this, and it very quickly goes from her feeling immense pleasure to extreme discomfort
- Good hand skills can make up for horrible oral skills
@password123, some girls like it when it hurts a bit...that's why they moan. If they suddenly jerk back, you know you went in too far.
@password123, seeing things like this always gets me thinking, "okay, now where's the one for men? Why do we never get to teach girls about sex?" I can understand a lot of girls assuming guys are just a breaker box you can flip on at will, but I'm surprised to see how many guys seem to have no idea about exploring their own sexual desires. It's like men are expected to be "she suck my peepee me feel good" and nothing more, and everyone just kinda accepts that.
@Captain Swordsman, dude we gotta take what we can get until we find one that likes us enough to stick around
@password123, I wasn't expecting to read this while getting my nightly dose of memes but yes!!!! I don't think I could hit the like button faster. 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
Zombie! To arms!
Great, now even zombies are getting some before me. I feel like I'm approaching Tyler levels of sad boi hours
@Beggar Mugger, It'll happen eventually. Its not a race.