This is easy if you only make it to bed at 3:00...
Why do I do this to myself?
@Yourself, because you're a defeatist addict? I mean, GODDAMN SOCIETY! phew, saved it.
I thought I was the only one who did this
Red LED nightlight in the bathroom is the best. Doesn’t ruin your night vision, still bright enough to pee by.
@CunningLinguist, also invites spooky nighttime demons
Legit me this morning....