This reminds me of when I was in jail, me and this other lady were talking about what we were going to do first when we got out. We couldn't decide between getting laid or eating good food, so we settled on having sex girl on top style with a bucket of fried chicken on the dude's stomach
@mattswife, hopefully Matt was ok with it.
@mattswife, modern problems require modern solutions
@mattswife, Matt's a lucky guy
@SimonPetrikov, THANK YOU
Snack that smiles back!!
*wakes up in the back of wagon*
@whatthefrank, shut up back there
I love boob popcorn
Shave your pits, dude
Can’t relate, girls don’t like me hahahaha..... *starts sobbing as crippling depression and anxiety slowly creeps into my life*