Here’s some sausages with a couple of eggs ;)
@downunderdoctor, Don't forget the handmade sauce.
@downunderdoctor, she says she wanted the eggs scrambled!
@downunderdoctor, sausages? Plural?
When you ask her how she likes her eggs, and she says “fertilized.”
@Lord Manbearpig, HOW YOU LIKE YO EGGS? FRIED OR FERTILIZED. Turquoisejeepmusic represent
@GrandpaScoozy, the way you move yo hips got me hypnotized.
@Lord Manbearpig, sooooo, she wants you to go buy some baby chickens?
I could be his girlfriend if he cooked me every meal
@BigJohnson86, well do I have news for you, he does
@DrSin, nothing will get the taste of semen out your mouth like a good lamb sauce
@BigJohnson86, who said you have to swallow? Bite the pillow and get plowed
At least you'll still be eating out!
@bowlnmike, IT'S F*CKING RAW
You can both have breakfast in bed
This egg recipe is actually the best scrambled eggs I’ve had. I recommend trying it.
I'm sure he meant it since his lady just popped out another rugrat.
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