Dear Natalie Portman, please marry me ASAP!
Wow I'm feeling so attacked right now
Hey you can take one of my homes if you like!.. he’s 3 and he’s a bit of a dick..
@Hold your horses, I’m kidding, of course. He’s a hoot
No, I’m calling you homely.
Yeah this can f*ck right off
Well that's a perspective i didn't need today